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MyLifeBits

Last year Microsoft announced that it is working on developing software that enables users to archive their entire lives in a searchable database. This would include such things as old e-mail, digital and scanned images, home movies, calendars, saved web pages and browsing history, a music collection, and anything that can be scanned, such as financial records, children's drawings, and personal documents (i.e. passport, driver's license, etc.). The database would be searchable in a number of ways, including by date range and keyword. The software is set to release in the next two or three years, possibly as a component of the next version of the windows operating system. You can read more about it here and on Microsoft's site.

According to Microsoft, the MyLifeBits project is the fulfillment of Vannevar Bush's memex device, which he envisioned in a paper published in 1945. I suggest you check it out; it's very interesting. Predictions about the future made in the past always fascinate me, especially since they almost always underestimate future technologies. Bush did not even foresee the invention of the microchip, yet he proposed a device that used microfilm to achieve many of the same ends as the modern personal computer. It really makes you think; even without the invention of the transistor we might now be using alternative innovations to accomplish many of the same things that we think are only possible with modern electronics. Bush's discussion on the topic of future camera technology is also interesting.

Tom Green Visits Muncie and His Show Gets Cancelled

Earlier this month MTV comedian Tom Green came to Muncie, Indiana, and then his show was cancelled before the visit could be aired. If you are unfamiliar with his work, you can visit his homepage and purchase some of his works at Amazon.

It all started when Ball State alumni Andy Bell, Joe Whetsel, Jason Harris, and senior telecommunications major David Plough entered a video into the "Why Should Tom and Glenn Come to Our Town" competition. Then Tom's visit was postponed when he contracted the flu, but the Muncie coordinators of the event did not inform the public of this fact. Soon the event was rescheduled for a few days later when Tom had recovered from the flu. On September 16th, Tom and Glenn showed up for their scheduled appearance at the Dill Street Bar and Grill, where there was a lot of jell-o wrestling involving midgets. Tom and Glenn also paid a visit to the events coordinators.

The next day (September 17th), Tom and Glenn were given a parade in their honor, met the mayor of Muncie (who was booed by the crowd, even though he had helped to make Tom's visit possible), and received a key to the city. About 3000 people showed up to the event, and Tom was extremely positive about Muncie. Strangely, Munsonians were not quite as positive about his visit. There was one complaint, and these poll results are puzzling.

Then, less than one week later, MTV announced that the Tom Green Show would be cancelled due to declining ratings. This was very bad news to us in Muncie, since it meant that not only would our fair city not get its 15 minutes of fame on national television, but we would never even get to see the footage that was shot here.

Joe Whetsel, one of the trio of Munsonians who spearheaded the effort to get Tom and Glenn to come to Muncie, staged a rally to protest the fact that after all this effort, Tom's visit to Muncie would never be televised. I happen to know Joe, and he is notorious for sending out unsolicited e-mail to anyone dumb enough to give him their e-mail address (like me). Here are the two e-mail announcements he sent out concerning the rally:

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Cat Sites

It seems there is no end to the number of amusing cat sites on the internet. Of course, I've already mentioned catenema.com, but there are many more.

At Rate My Kitten, users post pictures of their cats and rate other users' cats. Since I don't own a cat, I post pictures of my neighbors' cats. This site is a lot less demeaning than HOT or NOT?, upon which it is based, and a whole lot less disgusting than Rate My Poo.

Why Cats Paint attempts to answer that very question. Be sure to view the videos, and if you're really interested, there is a book.

The Cats' House details the work of a couple to convert their entire house into a cat paradise for their many cats. Unfortunately, their site is currently offline, but you can check out their books at Amazon -- The Cats' House and Cats into Everything.

At My Cat Hates You you can spend all day looking at photos of cats in really bad moods.

Be sure to bookmark Big Dave's Kitty Litter Cam and check it frequently. If you're lucky, you may get to see a cat pooping, and if you're exceptionally lucky, you'll see the owner's dog eating cat poop straight from the litter. Also, check out Big Dave's recipe for kitty litter cake.

Finally, you're not going to want to miss Bonsai Kitten, but, unfortunately, you may have to, since their site is currently down. You can see the cached page here, minus the pictures. And you can read about the controversy surrounding the site here and here. (Don't worry; people do not actually make bonsai kittens.)

How to Buy Books Online

I've purchased a large number of books online over the past few years. Here are some sites I have found to be useful.

First, of course, is Amazon.com. Amazon's greatest feature is the ability to browse through the largest assortment of books available from one place. Book descriptions, along with editorial and user reviews, category listings, and recommendations of related items make the site a fantastic place to explore, research potential purchases, and discover new items. Usually I go to Amazon first and then buy items elsewhere, because, unfortunately I can almost always get a better deal somewhere else. I don't feel too guilty about it, since Amazon has done some questionable things in the past, such as patenting it's so-called 1-click technology and attempting to charge customers different amounts for the same items based on their shopping frequency.

To find the best price for a given book, go to Best Book Buys, which is a shopping bot for books. It will give you a list sorted by increasing price of whatever book you are interested in, including postage costs.

I find that I get consistently good prices at half.com, which is a site that allows users to buy and sell used books. Books are rated by condition, and sellers are rated through buyer feedback. Amazon offers a similar service, but it tends to be a bit more expensive and it takes me forever to figure out where to go on the site to leave feedback.

For books that are rare and/or valuable, you may not be able to find them using the above services. In that case, go to Abebooks, where you can find nearly anything, although some of the items do tend to be a bit overpriced.

If you still can't find what you're looking for, look it up at the Library of Congress site. If you can't find it there, then it either does not exist, or you have some detail of the title or author's name wrong.

If you no longer remember either the title or author, and you are looking for a children's book, just go to Loganberry Books: Stump the Bookseller. For $2 you can post the details that you remember about the book to the site, where a large community of readers will try to help you identify it. It's worth the money. I have found several forgotten titles that way, and I have found their success rate to be between 90% and 95%.

For author recommendations, try going to Gnod. Just enter your three favorite writers, and the Gnod engine will give you a recommendation based on that input. I tried inputting Robert Heinlein, Robert Charles Wilson, and Ray Kurzweil. Gnod recommended Norma Fox Mazer, who is an author I am familiar with and like, but strangely, her books seem completely unrelated to those of the authors that I listed.

If you get C-Span2, I highly recommend watching Book TV, which airs every weekend and features talks by and interviews of non-fiction writers for 48 hours non-stop.

This Week's Amusing Links

Updates to Previous Postings

Amina Lawal has been exonerated, although the prosecution has 30 days to appeal.

In a surprise twist, KaZaa sues the RIAA for copyright infringement.

It looks as though I may not get to see Tom Green's visit to Muncie after all.

By sheer coincidence, yesterday's post on the neon lights of Muncie was published on the birthday of Georges Claude -- the man who invented the neon light.

Interesting

A student got an A on this paper he wrote about The Physics of Hell. (I would have given him a B+.)

Here is yet another (and quite unexpected) way that cellphones have been shown to be harmful. (from Noded)

They look so innocent in the picture. It just goes to show -- with fish, you never can tell.

Geniuses discuss the discovery of the possible new ape species found in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Capuchin monkeys demand equal treatment.

I'm ashamed to admit that I have never heard anything by Radiohead. Nevertheless, this experiment and its results struck me as intriguing, although perhaps all it demonstrates is that 5th graders hate Radiohead. (from Eightlinks & gauldy)

In two unrelated stories, professional morons show that they should not be allowed anywhere around bears. It's bad enough being shot and killed for no reason other than trying to hibernate in someone's basement, but when park rangers start bouncing them off of trampolines, well, that is just going too far. (from Bill)

The Neon Lights of Muncie

For this week's pic, I'm publishing an entire gallery! For some time, I've been going around Muncie in the dead of night photographing all the unique neon signs I can find. I've avoided mass-produced lights that you could find anywhere. (Who cares about looking at images of the Outback Steakhouse sign?) As far as I know, these are unique to Muncie, and since I've recently become a member of the Ecotone Wiki, which deals with the concept of place through blogging and photography, I was finally inspired to publish these pictures to the web. Enjoy!

The French Subjunctive in Context

Yes, it's time once again to release one of my old college papers into the public domain. This is one I wrote for an independent study to complete my major in French. I compared the usage of the subjunctive in five romance languages to see if I could identify any fundamental difference in how it is employed. On the face of it, all the major romance languages seem to use it in in very similar ways, but I was curious about those instances in which one language would use it but another would not in a nearly identical sentence. Clearly there had to be something more going on, and I was very excited to find out what it was. This is the longest and most well-researched paper I have ever written, so you can imagine how disappointed I was when, in the end, I found nothing. Sigh. (Sorry if that spoiled the ending for you.)

I am publishing this as a PDF to retain the footnotes, which are, by far, the most interesting part of the paper. Also, I should say that originally there was a bibliography, but I can't seem to find it at the moment. One further shortcoming you may spot is that the Romanian characters are not accurately reproduced, since I could not locate them on the windows character map. Finally, I should note that the professor who oversaw and graded this grande œvre was Dr. James Hightower (now retired). Not many French teachers would have permitted a student to write such a paper in English.

The French Subjunctive in Context: a comparative study of the uses of the subjunctive in French compared to its uses in other Romance languages

Amina Lawal Campaign

I came across a post at Who Knew? which begins:

Amina Lawal, the Nigerian woman sentenced to death by stoning for the crime of adultery, is scheduled to have her final fate decided next week. It seems there’s been open protest in Nigeria and in South Africa, which is certainly heartening. I remembered that big letter and email writing campaign last year and so I looked through the Amnesty International website . . . I ultimately found an Amnesty site devoted to Lawal and her plight, but the campaign was inactive, for reasons that struck me as unclear.
I hadn't heard of this case before, and it appears that Amnesty International has dropped the ball on it. Most reasonable people should easily be able to find something in it to object to, whether it be capital punishment, stoning as a means of execution, adultery as a punishable offense, laws that discriminate against women, or the execution of a mother caring for small children.

Since I doubt that I'm alone in not having heard about this until now, and since Mrs. Lawal's fate will be decided this week, the least I can do is devote today's post to getting the word out. For more information, including links to news stories and the Amina Lawal Campaign website, go to the original post at Who Knew?. Additional up-to-date newstories may be found here.

How to Fix the Record Industry

I found a delightful rant about the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) at Jasonzada.com. This is how it begins:

Hi there. I just wanted to say, fuck you. You have stolen so much money from me and everyone I know that it's hard for me to feel sorry for you. Sue some 12 year old girl for downloading music? That takes some balls. Fight this all you want and I will hate you even more. Do you know how many people bought an album, then bought the same thing on tape, then bought the same thing on CD? Do you know much money you made off of each person as they re-bought music they had once paid a fortune for? I don't think you do.
It's a wonderful expression of rage which nevertheless manages to maintain rationality. And the author even goes so far as to propose solutions. (The comments from readers are also very interesting.)

I agree with just about everything he says. The record industry here in the US has clearly gone too far. They've had years to anticipate the effects of the Internet and adapt their business model, but it appears they've done nothing at all, and now they are suing their customers. Many people, myself included, refuse to buy any more new CDs. By refusing to adapt and by alienating the public, they may very well have done themselves in. Yet strangely, they still don't see that. Solutions exist, but it remains to be seen if they will ever be implemented.

Here is my proposal for what the RIAA should be doing to save itself. Most of these ideas are not my own, and a lot of them are just common sense, but I haven't seen them all put together before.

Stop Suing People
Stop suing private individuals for sharing files online. Apologize to those who have been sued, and refund their money, along with a sizeable gift certificate. Issue a press release explaining that the decision to file lawsuits was a terrible mistake and will not be repeated. (They should also stop hassling small Internet radio stations.)

Embrace the Internet
If the big record companies are to survive, they have to accept that in the very near future the bulk of their profits will come from online sales of downloadable music. It is in their interest (Actually it is a matter of survival.) that online music services, such as iTunes, are successful. (Ideally they would have their their own distribution networks for this, but they waited far too long; now they must partner with other companies.) They should be doing everything in their power to establish good relations with these companies and help them to grow.

Embrace File Sharing
But selling music online won't be enough, because this alone does not address the issue of file sharing. Contrary to what many people believe, file sharing is not synonymous with theft. It has many legitimate uses and will never disappear. If the music industry so chooses, it has the resources to create the greatest file sharing network ever. It could do for file sharing what Google has done for internet searches. And in the process it would drive other file sharing models, such as Morpheus and KaZaa out of business, simply by offering a better service. Here's how it would work. Once the network is up, all the record companies open up their entire libraries of music tracks to it in MP3 format and at various bitrates. The files would be tagged so that users could see which files on the network are the official releases and which are copies or creations produced by individuals. In the case of commercial music, most people would opt for the tagged versions, since they could then be certain of the quality and content of what they are downloading. As more and more files are downloaded by end users, the strain on the servers is lessened as users share files back-and-forth rather than getting everything straight from the record companies. Eventually, the service would need to be extended to include most other file types if it were to have the functionality of KaZaa. This would have to be introduced gradually to prevent the record industry from being sued for copyright infringement. But once the music sharing model proves to be a success, it would not be long before the movie industry would become open to partnering up, and perhaps eBook publishers would find a way to jump on board as well. The money would, of course, be made through subscription fees. I believe most people would be willing to pay a reasonable fee for the ability to download from the entire library of the music companies coupled with the knowledge that what they are doing is legal and benefits artists. As the service improves and proves itself to consumers and adds additional content and capabilities, it would be possible to raise the price a bit. The digital tags would make it easy to track what is being downloaded and in what quantities, so artists could be paid royalties on a per-download basis. Record companies would have the added benefit of seeing what music really is the most popular, literally on a minute-to-minute basis. It would also allow them to spot up-and-coming artists who burn their own music and do not yet have contracts. This would democratize music and help the record companies. What more could we ask?

Improve on the Music CD
We still have a strong CD-collecting culture in the US. People often go out and buy the very same music they download. It seems that people want a physical manifestation of the music and not just the data. There is still a demand for the CD, and that is the only reason the record companies are still in business. But now that we have reached a point where anyone can burn their own CD and there is a growing realization that buying CDs does much more to support the record companies than the actual artists, this will soon change, especially when coupled with public outrage directed toward the record companies on account of the lawsuits. But there is something that can be done; instead of music CDs, why not offer the public music DVDs with the music encoded in multiple levels to increase the quality beyond that of the CD and beyond current desktop burning technology. Offering a substantially better product should encourage the public to purchase it. And there could be all sorts of bells and whistles added, like posters or special codes for downloading special pre-releases or for getting discounts on concert tickets. There are all sorts of possibilities. And the DVD could still contain MP3 tracks for all the content for people to download to their computer or music player. I've heard the objection that this would only be a temporary solution, because eventually desktop recording technology would catch up. I don't think that's really an issue. The record companies should always have enough in the way of resources to stay one step ahead of all that. It might cost them a little more; instead of spending $1 to produce a $20 CD, they might have to spend $3.

Of course none of this is guaranteed. I'm certainly not qualified to propose solutions for saving multi-billion-dollar corporations, yet strangely I (and thousands of others) appear to be better qualified than anyone they have working for them. I suppose my main point in writing this is to say that the RIAA is not just the unfortunate victim of the exploits of illegal file swappers. There is a multitude of options that could be explored; but instead, they have chosen to waste their time on stagnation and intimidation.

My Composter on Star Trek

About three years ago I purchased a backyard composter. It looks like this:


Since I assembled it myself and have walked past it nearly every day for years, I am very familiar with its appearance. Therefore I always spot it immediately whenever it pops up on TV, which is astonishingly often. It shows up all the time on futuristic cargo holds. Every Star Trek series made after TNG has featured it, and you can also catch it on reruns of Babylon 5. At first I suspected that it was just a coincidence, and that the set designers just happened to have an object that was the same shape, size, and color as my composter. Then I started noticing that sometimes you could spot the metal bolts holding it together as well as the holes in the side. On one episode of Babylon 5, it was displayed so clearly that I could actually see the lid and almost make out the writing on it. As you can see here, the lid is very distinctive. Tonight I was finally able to capture a screenshot of it on Star Trek Enterprise. (Look where the arrows are pointing.):

So now I have proof. I am the proud owner of the composter of the future. It's a great product, by the way. It's very durable; it doesn't seem to wear out from exposure to the elements; and it does a good job producing compost. It's called the Bio-Orb, and if you want to buy one, you can get it here.