Today my Romanian teacher needed to give me something to do while she worked with the lower-level students. She took a couple of her six-year-old's toys out and told me to write an essay describing and comparing the two cats. This is what I wrote:
Două pisici sunt aici. Una este mare şi una nu este mare. Este mică. O pisică mică nu este un caîne, şi o pisică mare nu este paîne. Un leu nu este aici.
Translation:
Two cats are here. One is big and one is not big. It is little. The little cat is not a dog, and the big cat is not bread. A lion is not here.